Files of the Criminally Stupid

In Chicago, 22-year-old Elliott Scott stole a truck from a towing company last week . . . but called 911 to report the truck’s owner pulled a gun on him. The truck had GPS so cops already knew where the thief was and arrested him.  No word on whether the truck’s owner who pulled the gun faced any charges.

PAGE TWO: A guy in Indiana named Jessie James was arrested after he was driving at twice the speed limit while he was at five times the legal blood-alcohol limit.