Files of the Criminally Stupid

Police in China arrested a man who used his chainsaw to cut a hole in his boss’ office door and then destroy his furniture. The disgruntled employee managed to buzz through the desk, an armchair, a coffee table and a lamp before police arrived.

PAGE TWO: Someone in England crashed a $470,000 Rolls-Royce into a $200,000 Lamborghini yesterday morning . . . then fled the scene.  The best theory is that the Rolls was rented, but the person left their picture behind in the car so the cops should be able to track them down