WEIRD NEWS: Grand Theft, Dockers

A man in St. Louis was stripped of both his dignity and his wheels by a crook who forced him to drop his drawers before driving off in his vehicle.

The thief, who’s still at large, approached the victim as he was parking his ride outside a friend’s house, and pulled out what appeared to be a gun. The suspect ordered the man to take off his pants and run — which he did, forgetting that he’d left his keys in the pocket before bolting the scene.

The victim waited a bit before returning, but it was too long to keep the bad guy from tooling away in his car. Police are searching for the vehicle as well as the suspect  (KMOV)